Existentialism

Taking a break from all the madness surounding the A's for a moment to think. My time in Innova has been an unending roller-coaster ride from orientation to PW to studies and all. New friends and old ones with those dissapearing along the way as well.

Going into army on the 13th of March together with Pawl and we're really wondering about those guys who.. you know.. don't declare themselves gay. Ah well.. just bring liquid soap always. To the guys reading this: trust me when I say there are always pervs around. I've seen them at the Police Academy shower rooms. Not a sight for sore eyes.

Might be taking up relief teaching after A's.. we'll see how it goes. Now back to studying once again. Yesaar... I wanna watch Simpsons Treehouse of Horrors.

Random thought: Lychees are wannabe Durians, only red.

Heh heh..

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:

• a half-gallon of 2% milk
• a carton of eggs
• a quart of orange juice
• a head of romaine lettuce
• a 2 lb. can of coffee
• a 1 lb. package of bacon

As she was unloading her items onto the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her was watching.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped of the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on Earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "'Cuz you're ugly"